I can’t believe it. It’s not even Halloween nor April Fool’s Day. I knew that we were going to have a bad crash after that Obama high. And I was right. There is nothing that I can say or do to prepare you for this. Hold on to your favorite stuffed animal. Curl up in your blanket and put the pillow over your head because here it comes. The granddaddy of f-ery, Amercia’s favorite raisin not fit for consumption, is coming back, still black and as bad — not good bad but bad, bad — as ever. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I am talking about rapper/reality TV star Flavor Flav and this time is his slated to be the host of an upcoming television horror show series, Nite Tales.
Here’s the report from Reuters (of all publications; go figure):
Rapper/reality TV star Flavor Flav and filmmaker Deon Taylor have signed a deal to turn their BET movie “Nite Tales” into an anthology television series. “Nite Tales,” described as “30-minute tales of irony and twists,” originated with the BET movie that aired on Halloween and is set for DVD release February 3 by BET, Paramount and Deon Taylor Enterprises…
And it gets better.
Taylor describes the new show as “Tales From the Crypt” meets “The Twilight Zone,” with Flav playing a role similar to “Crypt’s” Cryptkeeper, (My bold, not theirs. The jokes just write themselves.) as he did in the BET movie. The show will have a Web presence, including an online contest Taylor is planning in which fans can name Flav’s character. (source)
I just don’t know Lawd. I just don’t know.
What’s more scary than Flavor Flav as horror show host? Try Flavor Flav as a high school student. Yes, dear friends the end is neigh. Read the madness here.