Look, I know some of you out there live for the adventures of The Hills‘ dynamic duo of Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag who have combined their stupid powers to form the attention-sucking hybrid Speidi And you are just dying to find out what kind of havoc newest Hills castmember Kristin Cavallari will wreak.
And I see you The City fans of the other Whitney, The Hills alum Whitney Port. You miss your slightly whiny, sleepy-eyed heroine and her very bitchy, sharp tongued nemesis Olivia Palmero.
It’s okay. Don’t judge me and I won’t judge you. (Confession: I’ve watched an ENTIRE 5 minutes of that cracked up mess featuring America’s favorite crackwhore mom, BET’s Frankie and Neffie *hangs head in shame*)
Let’s face it. I’m not well and neither are you. Reality television addiction is a powerful demon that has a stranglehold on the both of us.
So what do we do? The only thing we can do: Watch more of it.
For you Speidi and Whitney fans, you can get your fix starting Tuesday, September 29 (new day) when the 5th season, part 2 of The Hills premieres at 10 p.m. Eastern/Pacific and the first season, part 2 of The City at 10:30 p.m. Eastern/Pacific.
In the meantime, to get you through the rough spots, you can watch the shows’ trailers.
If that wasn’t enough, here’s more: